Papa Razzi and the Photogs >> Papa Razzi Gets Introspective, Shares His Worldview, and Offers Advice

Piano improv, it's a thing that people do, and this guy does it a lot. He records album after album of himself singing about random things such as celebrities, politicians, things that famous people say or do, authors, comedians, movie directors, fictional characters, and lots lots (lots) more.  It was hard to choose just one, but I did.

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Chief Kooffreh >> The Cries Of 100 Million Americans

Dear readers. Today I bring you a special treat. An artist I have discovered that you are going to become very familiar with, because he's an absolute treasure-trove of trash.  Enjoy.

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Every single album this guy has released is amazing.

SNCKPCK >> DOG HEAVEN

Is it cheating to use albums that are intentionally bad?  At least, I hope it's intentionally bad, because otherwise this guy would be seriously delusional.  Bonus points for that photoshop work.

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As I write, this artist has 11 albums on Spotify, all equally cringeworthy. Check them out.

Vennu Mallesh >> I Love U Dear

Valentine's Day, the most romantic day of the entire year.  Let the soothing vocals of our old friend Vennu Mallesh take you away to a land of fantasy and pleasure, where he will serenade you night and day and show you his love.

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Hot Dad >> Are President

Sometimes an album is bad not because the artist is a bad singer, or because the music is poorly produced, but simply because of the content of the songs.  This guy obviously has talent, but who would actually listen to this album for pleasure?

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Check out his other albums, including "TV", 101 tracks singing about different TV shows.

One Dolla Timbo >> No Comment

"I'm not a stalker", insists this kid.  Presumably that's because his mother wants him home for dinnertime and he has homework to do in the evening, and school keeps him busy during the day.

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Drew Fitzgerald >> Iconic

I've struck a goldmine of terrible music by simply searching for songs titled 'fidget spinner', and this album is no exception.  Amazingly her singing is so bad that the autotune can't save it.

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DrinkOJ >> OJ3

The highlight of this album, if you can call it a highlight, is the fourth track, "Fidget Spinner".  However, Spotify says this album was released in the year 2000, so perhaps the artist is some sort of time traveller?

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The Shaggs >> Philosophy of The World

This album dates from 1968, and perhaps might be best experienced while under the influence of drugs.  I suggest a strong anaesthetic.  Wikipedia says these girls' father forced them into becoming a band, I can only hope he has been severely punished for this crime.

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Vennu Mallesh >> Wish U Enjoy New Year

Happy New Year!  If I set the chronotron on my time machine correctly, this post should be arriving on New Year's Day, 2018.  Here's a track from Vennu Mallesh, and he wants to Wish U Enjoy New Year.  Please do the needful.

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Crudbump >> Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas

A bonus song, aren't you lucky? Like an extra Christmas present from a relative you don't see very often and had given up hope of actually getting a gift from, but then they turn up unexpectedly, and you haven't got them anything but they got you something. Now you just feel awkward.

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Jingle Cats >> Meowy Christmas

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

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M.I.K.3 >> Gun Life

I'm not sure if this is rap or hip hop, but it doesn't really matter how you classify it because either way it's still awful.  I assume the album art was created by taking a photo of the reaction by the first person who was forced to listen to this album.

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Three Beat Slide >> Skip Skip Slide

I'll let these Reddit reviews speak for themselves:

"Some say that that saxophone solo at 1:15 is the closest thing there is to hell for any living being." - Connaugh

"That's, wow, I mean, just, wow. I don't even know what to say." - netmier

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Preteens >> In Style

Covering such essential modern topics such as fidget spinners, hoverboards, getting a girl's digits, and meeting girls online, this album is surely to become a modern classic of this century.  Right?

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D4NNY - Goodbye

Is this song some kind of suicide note?  If so, is it bad that by the end of the song I really wanted him to do it?  Goodbye, D4NNY.

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But wait, there's more! More tracks, that is. Check them out.

Corey Feldman >> Former Child Actor

Corey has released several horrific albums, but I picked this one for the blog because of the title.  He doesn't want you to forget he's a former child actor. Almost like he's defining his entire identity around that fact. Star of this album is a butchering of John Lennon's "Imagine".  Awful.

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Barbie Doll >> I'm A Doll

How many words can you think that rhyme with 'doll'?  Alison Richardson, stage name Barbie Doll, uses most of them in this song.  She was described as "the Rebecca Black of Oklahoma" by thelostogle.com, a fitting description I feel.

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David Moore >> Fireworks Display Music

This would be the most disappointing musical accompaniment to a fireworks display, ever.  Cheesy synth renditions of classical works such as "Ride of the Valkyries" and "Swan Lake".  Includes 10, 20 and 30 minute mixes!

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Altune Durant >> I Do Love You

Surprise! A second album from last week's featured artist, Outoftune Durant.  I feel bad for 'DJ Shawt' (pronouned 'DJ Shorty') who has his music ruined by this woman's vocals.

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Altune Durant >> Beautiful & Sexy

Altune Durant?  More like Outoftune Durant!

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Wilbur Sargunaraj >> Wilbur Sargunaraj

Wilbur Sargunaraj presents his debut album, "Wilbur Sargunaraj", with music and lyrics by Wilbur Sargunaraj.  Starring Wilbur Sargunaraj as himself, produced by Wilbur Sargunaraj, directed by Wilbur Sargunaraj.  A Wilbur Sargunaraj production.

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Thanks to submitter Wilbur Sargu-... no not really.

T Baby >> It's So Cold In The D

Apparently it's cold in the D.  Not sure what the D is, exactly, but if you plan on travelling to the D yourself, I would advise you wear warm clothing.  Best YouTube comment goes to Joel, with "She was so off beat, that she managed to get back ON beat."

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Dhincak Pooja >> Selfie Maine Lali Aaj

22,910,246.  As I write this, that's how many views the video for this song has had on YouTube.  By the time you read it, it will probably be over 23 million.  I can only assume it's being used by a government agency in some sort of psychological torture, played on repeat.

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Don't forget to check out her other releases, they're just as bad.

Palmer Stanfield >> Conversations We Don't Want To Have

"Could that conversation be.... about his awful rap lyrics?" - Nizzore

"Dude has the rhythm of Michael J Fox fucking a paint mixer on public transportation." - Fiagro

"This is outstandingly bad. This makes me sad." - bonnieprincekillme

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