Sunday, 20 August 2017
This singing superstar was "discovered" at his market stall, selling his wares by using his vocal talents and singing about his cheap fish. His voice isn't actually that bad, but it earns its place on this blog because of the lyrics, and the DJ remixes on this release.
This actually reached number 28 in the UK Singles Chart, number 4 in the UK Dance Chart, and number 1 in the UK Asian Chart.
Posted by azc at 21:18
Sunday, 13 August 2017
Sunday, 6 August 2017
This submission to the blog came with a follow-up email regretting their submission because they found out the singer has autism, and felt bad their inclusion. Well, in the interest of equal opportunities, I'm including it anyway. Bad singing is bad singing, after all.
Sorry Jac, it was just too
Posted by azc at 20:53
Sunday, 30 July 2017
How did you sleep last night? I hope it was good, because after listening to this you might not sleep again for a while. This is a horrid collection of noise from what I can only assume is someone possessed by evil spirits. Enjoy.
Thanks to submitter Dominic, who claims this is "cracking stuff". His words, not mine.
Posted by azc at 20:47
Sunday, 23 July 2017
Roobie Breastnut's first album, "Porn Flush," set the stage for her musical career of combining 90s-era dance sounds with low-grade talk-singing about boobs, balls, and butts. You'd think that a musical career with songs such as "Scrotum Sack", "Fuck Me Fuck Me", and "Ooh Baby Naked Dance" would be impeccable, but, you wouldn’t really think that, actually. Nope.
Posted by azc at 20:29