Sunday, 23 September 2018
This album, believe it or not, was so terrible that the record company actually sent apology notices out to all of the record stores that carried it. Imagine yourself sitting in a dentist's chair and having a drill in your mouth, without novocaine, with rusty nails being driven into your fingers, with an insane circus clown honking a horn in your ear while throwing pies in your face for hours and hours and hours. That feeling is this album.
Sunday, 16 September 2018
DIY SOS host Nick Knowles has stepped away from the tool box and into the studio as he releases his debut album, and people have been giving it some hilarious reviews. "The singing is quite simply astonishing. Nick brays along pleasingly in a raspy bass-type fashion: part Tom Waits, part throttled warthog. The musical arrangements are right up there with your average pub singalong (but not quite as good, but it’s close)."
Sunday, 9 September 2018
What better combination could there be than the moans, squeals, grunts and sighs of a porn movie accompanied by the tribal music sounds of some jungle dwelling community?
Is it warm in here or is it just me?
Thanks to Sami-Pekka, who submitted this to me a loooong time ago.
Sunday, 2 September 2018
Reader Niklas writes; "Here’s a masterpiece that I found when browsing through the wonders of Spotify one evening. I would like to introduce you to Burmese party-banger and club-shaking sounds. And if you play any song from this album, you’ll appreciate rhythm all of a sudden."
He's not wrong. Like a class of primary school children at a musical recital. Thanks, Niklas!
Sunday, 26 August 2018
Hot Time Harv might have a modicum of talent; he sure can play the ukulele, but why does he have to sing in that ridiculous voice?
Sunday, 19 August 2018
I'm not convinced that listening to any of these subconscious language learning albums will do anything for your ability to speak in foreign tongues, but I'm willing to be proven otherwise.
Sunday, 12 August 2018
Pooping Poop Poopers and Shouting Girls Crying Man >> Penis Man Laughing at 80's Fashion Tips with Banana Hookers
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Sunday, 5 August 2018
Anyone got an explanation for these albums?
Sunday, 29 July 2018
Sunday, 22 July 2018
I might get some hate for this post but here goes anyway. I like Metallica. I like Lou Reed. Both are accomplished artists and both have produced some great music. However, this collaboration is just absolute trash. Really, truly awful.
I'm not sure in which regions this album is available on Spotify, but if the above link doesn't work for you there are other ways of listening to it, which I recommend you do. Just once.
Sunday, 15 July 2018
In a review for this album, a writer for Entertainment Weekly wrote, "Vocal effects are applied so thickly that you can’t really understand a word Abraham is yelping. Blessing in disguise?" Some critics have lauded the record's indescribable sound as "brilliantly baffling and alienating", while others have stated that it will make the listener "want to kill themself." Sounds perfect to me.
Sunday, 8 July 2018
Sunday, 1 July 2018
Sunday, 24 June 2018
Sunday, 17 June 2018
Sunday, 10 June 2018
Sunday, 3 June 2018
June 3rd is the birthday of prolific singer-songwriter Matt Farley. You might remember I featured a few of his albums back in March this year. He has declared that on his birthday everyone in the world must listen to the OFFICIAL MOTERN MEDIA PLAYLIST on Spotify. Who am I to argue?
Sunday, 27 May 2018
This artist has an amazing 17 albums on Spotify, with titles such as "Farts and Poo in a Toilet Full of Pee", "Bohemian Ass Disco with a Pubic Rhapsody", "Peeing and Pooping in My Pants", and "Whacky Farty Party with Huge Titties". Normally I would assume he had let his four-year-old son choose the names, but having listened to some of the songs I'm not convinced.
Sunday, 20 May 2018
Something a little different for you this week. From the depths of Spotify's archive comes this 1969 album of English traditional songs, sung by Ben, Tom, and Chris Willett. Despite the obvious age in their singing voices it's not bad, but I have to wonder who would buy this and why?
Sunday, 13 May 2018
Sunday, 6 May 2018
Sunday, 29 April 2018
Sunday, 22 April 2018
Greatness is living on the inside of you, claims DJ Matari. However, his actions don't mirror his words, as he was arrested earlier this month for stealing the Oscar trophy from American actress Frances McDormand. "Are sick beats supposed to make me feel physically sick like this?" writes AlbinoWino11.
Sunday, 15 April 2018
Sunday, 8 April 2018
I imagine the recording of this album went a little like this: "OK, we're recording? Yeah? Great. Can you turn it up? A bit more? A bit more? All the way up. Now boost it a little more. Yeah that's good. Perfect. Now, start the drum machine."
I love the fact that every album this artist has uses the same cover photo.