The Buttplugs >> Hitler's Nipples

I really had no idea that Hitler was so well endowed underneath that uniform.

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Doron Braunshtein >> The Obsessive Poet

This 4 CD album mixes spoken-word with songs and instrumentals.  I guess this is poetry of some kind?  I'm not really sure.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger >> Arnold Schwarzenegger's Total Body Workout

This album features a collection of classic hits by the likes of Gladys Knight & The Pips, Journey, and Tommy Tutone.  It also features everyone's favourite muscular Austrian body-builder turned actor turned politician.  Arnie pumps us up and encourages us to work out.

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Thanks to Richard for this one!

Vuvuzela Chromatic Orchestra >> Meet the World

Inspired by a recent post on Reddit, I went looking for an album of Vuvuzela hits. Of course, there were hundreds. This album is a collection of traditional songs played through one of these plastic trumpets of doom. No, wait, worse, it's synthesized.

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Jason Crumer >> Ottoman Black

This artist is tagged: noise, Avant-Garde, harsh noise, experimental.  I can't see how anyone can enjoy this.  Really.  If you like this, can you leave a comment, so that we can learn your secrets?

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Cyberwhores >> Greatest Hits

This British group channels their inner teenager when producing this album, with liberal use of swearing, controversial subjects, and titles such as "Cuntries R Shit" and "Dictate My Pussy". Surprised they didn't call it "Greatest Shits".

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Otto Von Schirach >> PUKOLOGY

If you're feeling at all queasy, don't listen to this album. In fact, even if you're feeling fine right now, you might not continue to be so once you begin listening to this.

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KillWhitneyDead >> Stocking Stuffher EP

Merry Christmas, everybody.

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Tiny Tim >> God Bless Tiny Tim

Music of the 60's can be seriously weird, and this album is continuing proof of that.  With his high-pitched falsetto voice and ukulele, Tiny Tim is an acquired taste.

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The Upstroke >> Porno Groove: The Sound of 70's Adult Films

Put this album on, and see how many of the people around you claim to recognise the music, but aren't quite sure from where.

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It's actually quite good.

H.G.Wells Playhouse >> The Time Machine

There are a growing number of audiobooks on Spotify. Some good, some bad. However, how many of them are read by Transformer Decepticon robot, Soundwave? Answer: THIS ONE.

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Thanks again to submitter Uri

Rufus Harley >> Courage: The Atlantic Recordings

Two words: Bagpipe Jazz.

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Thanks to submitter Uri for this one!

Windarna >> Låt Blodet Flöda

I'm sure there are really complex plot lines and subtexts behind this song. It probably narrates the lyricist's childhood and transition into adulthood, as well as his struggles to learn his place in the world around him.

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Thanks to Edalol on Reddit for this one.

Cher Lloyd >> Swagger Jagger

OK so it's not really Cher Lloyd, because her version of this song isn't on Spotify yet. But this is a cover version, in her style, which is just as bad (if not worse). Oh m'darlin, oh m'darlin, oh m'darlin, Clementine..

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Kids Rap'n The Hits >> Kids Rap'n The Hits

What's worse than listening to kids singing? The answer to that is listening to kids rapping. I hope their parents are proud.

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Shampoo >> We Are Shampoo

Uh oh, we're in trouble, we thought we could sing and release an album. Ah 1995, you were so long ago, but I have such fond memories of you.

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Florence Foster Jenkins >> The Unbelievable Glory of the Human Voice

Credited as being "The World's Worst Opera Singer", Florence is a shining example of how, even in the early 20th Century, one can become famous for being really bad at something.

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Anne-James Chaton >> Événements 09

Do you like French men spouting random nonsense continuously over a background of repetitive drums and droning vocal effects?  Then boy have I got the album for you!

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Thanks to submitter Sébastien!

Ethan Newberry >> Saturday

Ooh ooh ooh, yesterday was Friday, it was crazy! Oohhh today is Saturday, another day! Saturday Saturday, Saturday Saturday, Saturday Saturday!

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The Smokin' Hot Babe Lovers >> Songs About Smoking Hot Babes, Vol. 1

There is in fact a 2nd volume of 'songs' about 'smokin' hot babes'. Sadly it ends when they get to L, presumably because the Smokin' Hot Babe Lovers couldn't remember the rest of the alphabet.

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Thanks to submitter Dashiell!

Kurt Mambo >> The Return Of Alleinunterhalter

I have a special place in my heart for covers of songs in unusual styles, so it pains me to post this. Spotify says his name is Kurt Mambo, but the album cover says it's Mambo Kurt. Either way, it's full of off-key crooning over casio keyboards.

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Gummybear >> I'm A Gummy Bear

Oh I'm a Gummybear, yes I'm a Gummybear, oh I'm a yummy chummy funny like a Gummybear. I'm a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a Gummybear, oh I'm a moving grooving jamming singing Gummybear, oh yeah.

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Anal Cunt >> 40 More Reasons To Hate Us

Everything about this band is designed to offend. Their name, album cover, titles, and of course the content of the tracks. At least, I think that's the case, but I can't actually make out any of the words to be able to tell.

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Thanks to submitter Dominic.

Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew >> Authentic Pirate Hip Hop

"The only rap crew with buccaneer technique!" says Last.fm.  I could believe that.  Unless there's some underground scene of pirate hip-hop that I'm unaware of, but that's unlikely.  Ahoy, me homies.

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Various Artists >> Hip-Hop Tribute to Lynyrd Skynyrd's Greatest Hits

Who is this for?  It won't appeal to Lynyrd Skynyrd fans, and it won't appeal to hip-hop fans either.  Did they make the album specifically for this blog?  We'll never know.

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