Studio 99 >> A Tribute To The Vengaboys

In the 90's, the Vengaboys were everywhere. Thankfully, they soon disappeared back into oblivion. Now, their euro-pop anthems have been lovingly recreated by the infamous Studio 99. Unfortunately.

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Breathe Carolina > It's Classy, Not Classic

The screamo fans will hate the electronic noises and incessant euro-beat drum track, the electronic fans will hate the senseless screaming. In the end, nobody wins.

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Charles Manson >> Sings

Before Manson and his family went on their infamous killing spree, the fledgling musician tried several times unsuccessfully to land a recording contract. Probably for the best.

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Various Artists >> Music for Bondage Clubs

Could someone who's been to a bondage club please confirm that this is the kind of music they play at those establishments? For "research" purposes, of course.

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I'm gonna tie up @Hey_Vampires and give him a good spanking.

Schnuffel Bunny >> Snuggle Song

Get me a sick bag, I can't take it any more. This sickly sweet song, sung by a rabbit on helium, has an annoyingly cheesy euro-pop beat.

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N/A >> Naisnice

A collection of random instrument sounds, bangs, bleepy noises, meaningless shouting, and lots and lots of very strong drugs.

Don't be lured into a false sense of security by the normal-sounding second track!

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Banana Airlines >> Banana Airlines Beste

Look at that album cover. Would you trust your life to this motley bunch of so-called pilots?

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Brandon Adamson >> Costume Drama

There are some artists who know they are awful and release albums because it's funny. Then there's people like this guy, who I think genuinely believe they have talent.

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Crazy Frog >> Crazy Hits

I last covered this frog back in June. Back then all that was available was a Christmas themed single. Now the Spotify Gods have chosen to "bless" us with his first full length album, featuring all his "hits".

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The Blackout Crew >> Put A Donk On It

I just saw the advert for this on TV. Although the album isn't [yet] available on Spotify, this is a single from the same "crew", and it's just as awful.

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98FM Toll Trolls >> Toll Trolls 3

Supposedly a couple of radio personalities from Ireland, their humour is to simply raise the pitch of their voices to an annoying level and make bad jokes and perform worse sketches.

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The True Party >> Whazzup?

Woohoo, another blog update! This disaster of a record I found today completely by accident whilst researching the Budweiser 'Whazzup?' adverts on Wikipedia. So I ask you: Whazzup?

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Brainwave Mind Voyages >> Subliminal Wrestling Skills

This company has a lot of albums, many of which are subliminal training CDs. From Subliminal Algebra to Subliminal Zither, it seems there's no skill that can't be learnt subliminally.

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It all sounds like ocean waves to me, oledid.

Christopher Seufert >> Cape Cod Soundscapes, Vol. 1: Ocean At Chatham's Lighthouse Beach

I'm sure that Cape Cod is lovely. However, Christopher Seufert must really love the place, because he's recorded at least 10 albums of audio from there, 8 of which are on Spotify.

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Submitted by Dave

Various Artists >> Scottish Bagpipes & Drums

The Bagpipes. A musical instrument so awful it was used in war to drive fear into the hearts of the enemy. That, and wearing nothing underneath their kilts.

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Meow Melodies >> A Little Cat Music

I don't know exactly how much purchasing power the average moggy has, but for those cats with an ear for music this album should be pleasant listening.

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I have a craving for some catnip now.

The Siberian Chipmunks >> Sing The Charts Vol. 3

Step 1: Take a chart song
Step 2: Raise the pitch of the vocals
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit!

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Submitted by Roger

John Barrowman >> Music Music Music

I made it through the rain, I kept my world protected. I made it through the rain, I kept my point of view. I made it through the rain, and found myself respected, by the others who, got rained on too, and made it through.

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The Vampires of Dartmoore >> Dracula's Music Cabinet

Part music, part halloween sound effects, and occasionally part pornography, this cheesy album is a real mixed bag.

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Submitted by Beany. Awful music is his pornography.

Rhythmns Del Mundo >> Classics

Featuring many big names from modern pop and rock, this charity album has covers in a cuban style.

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Produced to raise awareness and funds for climate crisis projects and natural disaster relief. Visit www.apeuk.org for more info.

The Uninspiration Chillout Gods >> The Worst Chill-Out Music Ever Made

I feel like I'm cheating by posting this album. It's intentionally bad, and freely admits so. To add to that, the track-listing is wildly inaccurate.

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Suggested by plouh. Chill.

Amanda Lepore >> Introducing...

Amanda Lepore is an American transsexual icon who has received attention for her modeling, fashion, partying, and business skills. I can't vouch for any of those other 'talents', but I don't think singing is one of them.

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Dr. Rick Collingwood >> Beating Marijuana Addiction

One in a series of many self-hypnosis albums, volume 18 aims to cure you of your addiction to mind altering drugs. By altering your mind.

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Suggested by oledid. Now I've got the munchies.

Les Baxter >> Moog Rock: Great Classic Hits

The 70's are well known for it's terrible music. That'll be all the drugs, I guess. But this is something else. Renditions of classical greats from famous composers.. on a Moog synth.

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Suggested by Rupert. He loves the Moog.

DJ Konnat >> Maailman Lyhin Elama

It takes a brave man to mix synth-pop and rap, but these guys have done it. Every song reminds me a bit of Ebeneezer Goode by The Shamen.

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Submitted by Henri. His friends call him 'Ezeer and he is the main geezer.