Sunday, 23 July 2017
Roobie Breastnut's first album, "Porn Flush," set the stage for her musical career of combining 90s-era dance sounds with low-grade talk-singing about boobs, balls, and butts. You'd think that a musical career with songs such as "Scrotum Sack", "Fuck Me Fuck Me", and "Ooh Baby Naked Dance" would be impeccable, but, you wouldn’t really think that, actually. Nope.
Posted by azc at 20:29
Tuesday, 13 December 2016
This dreadful rendition of The Macarena, expertly mixed with a selection of Christmas classics, comes in at a tortuous 16 minutes and 27 seconds.
If that's not enough for you masochists, the album also features Hot Hot Hot Christmas Medley Extended Edition, also over 16 minutes.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!
Posted by azc at 11:31
Saturday, 26 March 2016
Vanilla were a British girl group from Barnet, England, founded in 1997. This song won the ITV Chart Show "Worst Music Video Ever" award and was voted number 26 on Channel 4's "100 Worst Pop Records".
I say no way, no way, to listening to this more than once.
Posted by azc at 12:15
Sunday, 24 May 2015
The self-proclaimed Best Greatest Hacker In The Universe is so good at hacking that he hacked together this album without even needing to have any talent.
Posted by azc at 22:53
Thursday, 3 April 2014
You want me to let you down easy, James? OK. Here goes. You suck at singing. Oh sorry that wasn't letting you down very easy, was it? Let me try again. You're awful. Hmm, no, I'm not very good at that.
Thanks to submitter Nathan for this awful noise
Posted by azc at 14:17
Sunday, 23 February 2014
Sing Dance and Sweat Audio Album For Holiday Mood, to give this album its full title, is one of two equally awful albums on Spotify by Raj Shankar. Here's a tip, Raj. When you're designing your album cover, don't wear a white suit on a white background, or you'll look like a floating disembodied head.
Thanks to Jac for this one by email submission!
Posted by azc at 14:19
Monday, 3 February 2014
Saturday, 1 February 2014
Friday, 31 January 2014
Sunday, 19 August 2012
Sunday, 5 August 2012
Sunday, 29 July 2012
This album features a collection of classic hits by the likes of Gladys Knight & The Pips, Journey, and Tommy Tutone. It also features everyone's favourite muscular Austrian body-builder turned actor turned politician. Arnie pumps us up and encourages us to work out.
Thanks to Richard for this one!
Sunday, 22 July 2012
Inspired by a recent post on Reddit, I went looking for an album of Vuvuzela hits. Of course, there were hundreds. This album is a collection of traditional songs played through one of these plastic trumpets of doom. No, wait, worse, it's synthesized.
Posted by azc at 10:23
Sunday, 17 June 2012
Sunday, 6 May 2012
This British group channels their inner teenager when producing this album, with liberal use of swearing, controversial subjects, and titles such as "Cuntries R Shit" and "Dictate My Pussy". Surprised they didn't call it "Greatest Shits".
Posted by azc at 12:54
Saturday, 21 January 2012
Sunday, 25 December 2011
Saturday, 22 October 2011
Saturday, 15 October 2011
Put this album on, and see how many of the people around you claim to recognise the music, but aren't quite sure from where.
It's actually quite good.
Posted by azc at 15:04
Wednesday, 31 August 2011
Sunday, 21 August 2011
Sunday, 14 August 2011
Thanks to Edalol on Reddit for this one.