Vennu Mallesh >> Wish U Enjoy New Year

Happy New Year!  If I set the chronotron on my time machine correctly, this post should be arriving on New Year's Day, 2018.  Here's a track from Vennu Mallesh, and he wants to Wish U Enjoy New Year.  Please do the needful.

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Crudbump >> Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas

A bonus song, aren't you lucky? Like an extra Christmas present from a relative you don't see very often and had given up hope of actually getting a gift from, but then they turn up unexpectedly, and you haven't got them anything but they got you something. Now you just feel awkward.

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Jingle Cats >> Meowy Christmas

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

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M.I.K.3 >> Gun Life

I'm not sure if this is rap or hip hop, but it doesn't really matter how you classify it because either way it's still awful.  I assume the album art was created by taking a photo of the reaction by the first person who was forced to listen to this album.

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Three Beat Slide >> Skip Skip Slide

I'll let these Reddit reviews speak for themselves:

"Some say that that saxophone solo at 1:15 is the closest thing there is to hell for any living being." - Connaugh

"That's, wow, I mean, just, wow. I don't even know what to say." - netmier

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Preteens >> In Style

Covering such essential modern topics such as fidget spinners, hoverboards, getting a girl's digits, and meeting girls online, this album is surely to become a modern classic of this century.  Right?

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