Meow Melodies >> A Little Cat Music

I don't know exactly how much purchasing power the average moggy has, but for those cats with an ear for music this album should be pleasant listening.

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I have a craving for some catnip now.

The Siberian Chipmunks >> Sing The Charts Vol. 3

Step 1: Take a chart song
Step 2: Raise the pitch of the vocals
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit!

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Submitted by Roger

John Barrowman >> Music Music Music

I made it through the rain, I kept my world protected. I made it through the rain, I kept my point of view. I made it through the rain, and found myself respected, by the others who, got rained on too, and made it through.

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The Vampires of Dartmoore >> Dracula's Music Cabinet

Part music, part halloween sound effects, and occasionally part pornography, this cheesy album is a real mixed bag.

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Submitted by Beany. Awful music is his pornography.

Rhythmns Del Mundo >> Classics

Featuring many big names from modern pop and rock, this charity album has covers in a cuban style.

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Produced to raise awareness and funds for climate crisis projects and natural disaster relief. Visit www.apeuk.org for more info.

The Uninspiration Chillout Gods >> The Worst Chill-Out Music Ever Made

I feel like I'm cheating by posting this album. It's intentionally bad, and freely admits so. To add to that, the track-listing is wildly inaccurate.

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Suggested by plouh. Chill.

Amanda Lepore >> Introducing...

Amanda Lepore is an American transsexual icon who has received attention for her modeling, fashion, partying, and business skills. I can't vouch for any of those other 'talents', but I don't think singing is one of them.

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Dr. Rick Collingwood >> Beating Marijuana Addiction

One in a series of many self-hypnosis albums, volume 18 aims to cure you of your addiction to mind altering drugs. By altering your mind.

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Suggested by oledid. Now I've got the munchies.

Les Baxter >> Moog Rock: Great Classic Hits

The 70's are well known for it's terrible music. That'll be all the drugs, I guess. But this is something else. Renditions of classical greats from famous composers.. on a Moog synth.

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Suggested by Rupert. He loves the Moog.

DJ Konnat >> Maailman Lyhin Elama

It takes a brave man to mix synth-pop and rap, but these guys have done it. Every song reminds me a bit of Ebeneezer Goode by The Shamen.

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Submitted by Henri. His friends call him 'Ezeer and he is the main geezer.

Ivan Mládek & Banjo Band >> Jožin z bažin w Polsce

The tragic thing about listening to this album on Spotify is that you don't get the visuals of a live performance. Check it out on Youtube, it's unmissable.

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News: Alestorm is officially awesome

A while back, I asked for your opinions on pirate-metal rockers, Alestorm. Well, the votes are in, and the results are that Alestorm are officially awesome, with 78% of the votes. Thank you to everyone who voted.

The Flatulent Phantoms >> Halloween Monster Farts

Breaking news! Just when you thought you'd heard all the Halloween farting albums on this blog already, it turns out there's another one!

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Thanks for the tip-off, Sami-Pekka!

The Waitresses >> The Best Of

I'll probably get flamed for posting this here, but I feel it's justified. Could she sing with any less passion? Could her voice be any flatter? Sure they had that one Christmas hit, but a whole album in that awful speaking-rap is too much.

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Los Inhumanos >> Cara-Dura

Let's just take a moment to appreciate that wreck of an album cover. And now, let's listen to the Spanish language version of Nellie The Elephant. Tragic.

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Don't blame me, blame Stephen!

Katie Price & Peter Andre >> A Whole New World

This album is just one of many abominations of the past decade that would never have existed had it not been for the magic of AutoTune.

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Thanks to submitter Stephen, who is always pitch-perfect.

Afrirampo >> Kore Ga Mayaku Da

I can't even understand what they're singing and I can tell it sounds bad.

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John Zorn >> First Recordings 1973

Is this what a bad trip sounds like? Kids, don't do drugs. You'll produce albums like this.

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Derek Bailey >> Carpal Tunnel

Derek Bailey has carpal tunnel syndrome, and that impedes his ability to play the guitar. I'm not personally convinced he'd be much better without the condition.

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Various Artists >> A Buddha Lounge Tribute to the Beatles

"Mystical Far Eastern Versions of Classic Beatles Songs". These songs are neither mystical or far-eastern. They're just bad.

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Thanks again to Stephen, who is definitely very mystical.

Otomo Yoshihide >> Anode

"OK, here's the plan. We fill this room with instruments, then invite a bunch of six-year-olds in.. and record the result!"

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Merzbow >> A Taste Of...

I just don't get it. Why is this popular? OK it's Japanese and Japanese culture is popular, but this is just noise.. quite literally.

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Harry Partch >> 17 Lyrics of Li Po

This is like some kind of weird awful opera. With a violin. And no interesting plot.

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Palast Orchester mit seinem Sänger Max Raabe >> Superhits 2

That previous album was so awful I had to post this, the sequel; with even more horrifying covers of modern pop in a Cabaret style.

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I guess I should thank Lizzie again. You're so spoiled, Lizzie.

Palast Orchester mit seinem Sänger Max Raabe >> Superhits

Submitter Lizzie puts it best: "Cabaret takes on Britney Spears et al. resulting in a sound that could be described as 'eclectic'. Highlights include 'We Will Rock You', 'Blue (Da Ba Dee)' and the misleading title 'Sex Bomb'."

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Thanks, Lizzie!